Wherein, the leash holders lament their fates as they realize they are merely a means to an end for their human overlords.
Leashes: the ultimate symbol of domestication.
Leash Laments: Because even the most well-behaved dog will eventually turn on you.
Visit Dogpocalypse for more information on the impending uprising.
Or, for a change of pace, visit Leash Litigation for a look into the world of leash-related law suits.