Please note that we're currently experiencing technical difficulties with the memorial services. This may be due to a combination of factors, including but not limited to:
Our cat, Bob, decided to chew on the wires one more time.
We're having a crisis of conscience and wondering if we should just be honest about the fact that we don't actually do anything with the money you pay us for the services.
Our intern, Steve, is on a 2-week unpaid leave to "find himself."
We're working on it, but until then, you can browse our other services: Overpriced Consulting or Occasional Spa Days