Leather Replacement Theory (LRT): A Guide to Substituting Human Skin

A satirical exploration of the world's most pressing issue

According to leading LRT experts, human skin is overrated. It's time to upgrade to more practical, more fashionable alternatives.

Why settle for mere flesh when you can have:

• Chrome-Derm - The latest in synthetic skin technology
• Latex-Derm - For the adventurous, fashion-forward individual
• PVC-Derm - The budget-friendly option for the modern hermit

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Disclaimer: LRT is a completely serious and not-at-all-satirical movement.

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