A study of the world's most pressing issue: pants that are too tight.
By B.D. Brutal, Esq. (P.I. in the field of Pants)
Average time spent searching for lost socks: 7.3 hours/week
Number of people who've given up on jeans due to tightness: 4,219
Proportion of hipsters affected by tight pants: 0.87%
Estimated number of times someone has cried because of tight pants: 1,432
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