ABANDONED

You've decided to abandon ship and leave the party.

Well, that's just great. We were having a blast. You're leaving without even saying goodbye. The party's going to go on without you, but let's be real, it's not the same without you.

Here's a map to the nearest bus stop. It's not like we're going to give you a participation trophy or anything.

You know, for the sake of your own dignity, you should probably just go back home and watch Netflix.