Leaving Your Dog: A Guide

For When You Want to Leave Your Dog Behind

You've decided you no longer want to be bothered with your furry friend. Congratulations! That's a great decision. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to leave your dog behind.

1. Pack a small bag with a few of your favorite snacks. Don't forget the snacks.
2. Call a friend or family member to pretend to be in a meeting so you can sneak out the door.
3. Grab a map and a compass, because your dog will definitely not understand how to use a GPS.
4. Leave a note on the fridge saying "I've gone to the store" and make it look like it's from a few days ago.

And that's it! You've successfully left your dog behind. Now you can go do whatever it is you want to do. Maybe go get ice cream or take a nap. You deserve it.

Did you remember to feed your dog? Maybe you should just go back and feed it, because that's just the responsible thing to do.

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