Abandon All Hope, and Your Friends

Are you tired of being tied down by the anchors of friendship? Do you yearn to break free from the shackles of social obligations? Look no further!

Our guide will walk you through the process of leaving your friends, from the initial stages of denial to the final act of severing all ties.

Stages of Abandonment

  1. Pretending to Care
  2. Ghosting Techniques
  3. Gradually Losing Interest
  4. Dropping the Bomb
  5. Ghosting the Ghosters

Acknowledging the Consequences

You may experience a brief period of guilt and regret, but fear not, for you are about to embark on a journey of self-discovery and freedom!

Join the Community

Find solace in the company of fellow friend-abandoners in our community forum, where you can share your stories, advice, and memes.

Community Forum