Buyer-Burnout: Where Overwhelmed Shoppers Come to Find Their Inner Despair

Welcome, dear consumer, to the University of Overwhelmed Buyers. Here, you will find the perfect blend of anxiety-inducing deals, crippling consumerism, and existential dread.

Our faculty includes:

• Deals of Doom - Our esteemed Professor Bargain-Bound will guide you through the darkest corners of discounts and sales.
• Price-Gouging for Fun - Learn the art of paying top dollar for things you don't need with our expert Professor Mark-Up.
• Credit Score Hell - Discover the joy of maxing out your credit cards with Professor Debt-Collector.
• Subscription Trap - Our team of experts will show you how to sign up for services you'll never use.

Don't forget to visit our Cafeteria of Burnt Offerings, where we serve only the finest burnt toast and existential dread.