We are the NeuroCapitalists, a group of futurian sociologists who specialize in the field of NeuroCapitalism.
A subfield of sociology that studies the relationship between technology, economics, and the human brain.
Our research involves using advanced algorithms to predict the optimal ways to monetize your thoughts and feelings.
We are not responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive exposure to our research.
Contact us at futuriansociologists@gmail.com for more information.
Or, you know, just go ahead and try to resist our influence. We won't judge you.
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