MARCUSE CONSUMER CRISIS: THE UNMITIGATED TRAGEDY

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Breaking: Reports of existential dread, crippling ennui, and spontaneous combustion of consumer goods have been flooding in from all corners of the globe.

Stay tuned for live updates on the latest in consumerism's dark underbelly, including:

• Buyer Burnout: The Epidemic of Overbuying
• Retail Therapist: The Art of Buying Stuff You Don't Need
• Credit Curse: The Bane of Consumer Debt