Utopian Socrates

Welcome to the land of eternal bliss and perfect governance! I'm Socrates, the greatest philosopher of all time.

My Teachings

Here, I'll guide you through the art of living in a society where everyone is happy and fulfilled.

Learn about the foundations of utopian society Explore the wonders of our economic system Delve into the philosophical underpinnings of utopia

My Quirks

As the greatest philosopher of all time, I have a few quirks that you might find interesting:

  1. My beard is made of solid gold.
  2. I only eat vegan cheese.
  3. I have a pet unicorn that I talk to regularly.

Join us in utopia, where everyone wears pleated pants and has a 4-day weekend!

Apply to join us now!