You've managed to get yourself stuck in the never-ending loop of our conference, despite having no interest in the actual content. You're not alone, though. We've got a whole auditorium full of fellow sufferers.
As an attendee, you've been tasked with the impossible: sitting through 12 hours of seminars on the finer points of Neo-Brutalist design principles, all while maintaining a facade of interest. You're doing great, by the way. We're all rooting for you.
(Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't look at your watch.
It's not like you're going to be late or anything.
(You're welcome.)
Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go make some awkward small talk.
The Art of the Awkward Small Talk(And please, for the love of all that is holy, don't talk about your cat.
We're not ready for that level of commitment.
But hey, we're happy to provide you with a complimentary "I Survived Another Conference" t-shirt!
I Survived Another Conference