LEG-DAY PLEDGE
As a stalwart defender of the realm, I, YOU, solemnly swear to:
- Wear only the most ostentatious, over-the-top, and utterly impractical outfits
- To spend an inordinate amount of time polishing my armor until it shines like the sun
- To demand an endless supply of snacks, lest I be forced to turn the castle into a fiery abyss
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will uphold the terms of this pledge: