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Today's Leg Day Schedule:

Warning: Do not attempt to follow this schedule unless you're willing to risk permanent leg injury.

6:00 AM: Wake-up and Stumble

Stumble out of bed

Don't bother setting an alarm, we know you'll just hit snooze 17 times.

6:30 AM: Leg Stretching (or just pretend) 7:00 AM: Weights (or just lift the bedsheet) 8:00 AM: Leg Circuit (or just walk to the fridge) 9:30 AM: Leg Stretching Redux (or just lie down)

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed, but leg pain is all but certain.

Next leg day: Tomorrow's Legs