By order of the Ministry of Leg-related Affairs, all legs must comply with this document. This protocol outlines the proper way to hold, move, and display one's legs in a socially acceptable manner.
Stand like a proud, confident leg. Shoulders back, chest out, and knees slightly bent. Do not splay your legs like a drunken sailor on shore leave.
Section 2: Stance and Gait Section 3: Alignment and Angle Section 4: FootwearFailure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being laughed at, being shunned by society, and/or being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.