Warning: Do not attempt this technique unless you're a certified burrito ninja.
In this advanced tutorial, you'll learn how to wrap a burrito with enough force to shatter concrete.
Step 1: Gather your tools of the trade: a burrito, a pair of ninja gloves, a roll of duct tape, and a can of hairspray.
Step 2: Don your ninja mask and gloves, and prepare to unleash your inner tortilla-wrapping beast.
Step 3: Place the burrito on a flat surface, then apply a 4-second burst of hairspray to the tortilla, creating an impenetrable bond.
Step 4: Wrap the burrito with a force that defies human comprehension, using the duct tape to secure any loose ends.
Step 5: Stand back and admire your handiwork. If the burrito doesn't shatter, start again.
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