Legacy Code Ripping Tools

Warning: This page contains content prophets of the past, may cause existential dread, and will likely crash your browser.

Here are the tools you'll need to rip apart the cobwebs of outdated code:

• Binary Necromancer: A tool for casting spells of 0s and 1s to bring back the ancient ones.
• Legacy Vaporware: Because who needs actual code when you can just vaporlock your way to success?
• Byte Bandit: Steals your bytes in the middle of the night, leaving you with nothing but sorrow and regret.
• Byte Slinger: Sells your bytes on the black market, but beware of the price: your soul.