NOTICE OF CLAIM
TO: The World
FROM: The Law Firm of "I Dunno, Maybe You Did It"
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that you are being sued for stealing all our good ideas.
Reason for the Claim
- Pilfering our lunch money
- Stealing our Wi-Fi
- Using our toaster for personal gain
Demands
You are hereby commanded to cease and desist from any further theft of our intellectual property.
Failure to comply will result in further legal action.
Signed, The Law Firm of "I Dunno, Maybe You Did It"