We, The Great and Powerful Lawyers, have been monitoring your activities, and we have reason to believe that you have infringed upon our rights to our Intellectual Property.
You are hereby notified that we intend to sue you for the following reasons.
You have 30 days to cease your activities and pay the required fee.
Failure to comply will result in further action.
What we want is for you to understand that we will not hesitate to take you to court and make you pay.
What we own is not yours, and you will not like it.
What we own is not not what you think it is.
What we own is more than you can imagine.
What we own is so big it has no end.
Don't make us sue you.