Legal Notice: Don't Sue Us

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of and consent to the following:

• We reserve the right to change the background color of the website without warning.
• We are not responsible for any damage caused by the use of excessive amounts of sarcasm on our site.
• We will not be held liable for any emotional distress caused by the use of Comic Sans on our site.

By continuing to access this website, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions, and we're not really doing anything about it anyway.

See our Disclaimer for more information

Do Not Contact Us:

• We are not a customer service hotline, nor do we have a customer service department, nor do we have a phone number.
• We will not respond to any emails or letters sent to our address, including those written in invisible ink.
• We do, however, have a mailbox that is only accessible via a secret underground tunnel that only opens on leap years.

So, don't bother.

Or, if you must contact us:

• Provide feedback on our feedback form (not that we'll ever read it)
• Submit suggestions for our completely-not-read-or-used suggestions box