Terms of Service

Section 1: You're Probably Going to Break Something

By accessing or using our site, you agree to our Terms of Service, as well as our Disclaimer of Disclaimer. We make no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to any warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-availability of coffee.

Section 2: Don't Do That

Don't do things that might make us look bad or slow down our servers. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Using a screen reader that's not from the 21st century
• Trying to use our site with a browser that's been around since the Clinton Administration
• Making more than 10 requests per second to our servers

Section 3: We're Not Responsible

We're not responsible for your happiness, your sanity, or your cat's well-being. If you get lost in the depths of our site, it's not our fault.

Section 4: Changes

We may change our Terms of Service at any time without warning, so be sure to check back regularly for updates. Or don't. We're not your mom.

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