Leg Day Pledge

Today, I vow to:

Do 3 sets of 5 squats, no wobbling
Perform 10 lunges, no stumbling
Squat 2.5 times my body weight, no crying

And I will do it all with:

A full range of motion, no cheating
A strong core, no wobbling
No excuses, no complaints, no leg day

Leg Day Pledge Signatory

Other leg day resources:

Leg Day Tips
Leg Day Workout Plan

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