SOUL Elixir Side Effects: A Guide for the Unwary

Warning: Prolonged exposure to SOUL Elixir may lead to:

• Excessive sweating of the brow
• Muscle spasms of joy
• Uncontrollable urges to dance in public

Side Effects 1: Spontaneous Synchronization

You will find yourself moving in perfect harmony with your coworkers, friends, and even your in-laws. Don't worry, it's just your SOUL Elixir-fueled synchrosclerosis

Read more about Chronic Synchronization Disorder for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Coordination Superpower for a chance to become the office's new dance king/queen

Side effects may vary. Prolonged exposure not recommended.

Recovery Plan available upon request.

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