LEG DAY PLEDGE PAGE

Today, we pledge to do the bare minimum on Leg Day. This includes:

Not doing any actual leg work.
Instead, we will focus on eating an entire pizza by myself.
Take a 30-minute break to scroll through social media.
We will then proceed to do some light stretching, because, you know, safety first.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you're not actually doing any leg work and are instead choosing to prioritize your taste buds and your social media feed.

Actual Leg Work

Disclaimer: Pledging to do the bare minimum does not guarantee actual fitness or productivity. In fact, it may just guarantee you'll be eating more pizza.

Side effects of taking this pledge may include: increased waist size, decreased motivation, and a strong desire to take an extra-long nap.