Here lies the tale of a hero, a warrior of the digital realm, a champion of the crunchy, crispy, utterly delectable art of BURNTTOAST.
His name is whispered in awe by the inhabitants of the dark alleys of the web: Burnttoast, Lord of the Toast, King of the Crisps.
His trusty steed: a steaming hot toaster, forged in the depths of a ancient kitchen, imbued with the power of the sun-kissed wheat.
His quest? To bring forth the crispiest, golden-brownest, most sublime toasts the world has ever seen.
Read the epic tale of Burnttoast's greatest triumph: the Toast of the Ancients. Discover the prophecies of the Burnttoast Oracle, foretold of the coming of a new, crunchy dawn.