Advanced Mind-Reading

Because Regular Mind-Reading was so 20th Century

At Blerg University, we're pushing the boundaries of what's possible with our top-secret research in advanced mind-reading technology. With our cutting-edge algorithms and highly trained (but slightly unhinged) scientists, we're capable of reading your thoughts in real-time.

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Side effects may include: Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos, sudden onset of spontaneous combustion, or an unshakeable sense of paranoia about being watched. Don't worry, it's just a side effect of our research.

Or maybe it's not.

Disclaimer prophets:

Our research is not responsible for any lost souls, damaged relationships, or destroyed property. Unless you're reading this on a Tuesday.