You have stumbled into the lair of the infamous Ageless Golem, a creature of unparalleled agelessness. Despite its name, it has managed to evade the ravages of time itself, remaining perpetually youthful and vigorous.
As you navigate this lair, be sure to check out the Historical Accounting page, where you can learn more about the Golem's impressive record-keeping skills.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head to the Time Travel Diaries page, where you can read the Golem's personal reflections on the nature of time and its own eternal youth.
But be warned: the Golem is known to be quite particular about its guests, and may subject you to a series of increasingly absurd challenges and riddles in order to prove your worth.
Golem's Wisdom - a collection of the Golem's most profound and insightful quotes on the nature of age and time.