Once upon a time, in the land of Camelot, there was a wizard named Merlyin. He was no ordinary wizard; Merlyin was short, round, and wore a rather fetching purple hat.
Merlyin spent his days battling the forces of darkness, but mostly he battled for the right to eat breakfast cereal in bed. His favorite was a special blend of corn flakes and dragon's breath.
Merlyin had a few close friends in the land. There was Arthur, the king, who thought Merlyin was just a court jester, but was secretly the chosen one. Then there was Guinevere, the queen, who baked the best scones in all the realm.
Together, Merlyin and his friends saved Camelot from certain doom, but mostly they just saved the kingdom's breakfast budget.
Want to see more of Merlyin's adventures? Click here to see how he meets the king.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to see how he meets the queen.
And for the love of all that is good, don't click here, or Merlyin will never eat breakfast again.
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