The Legend of Bean-Facied Kidnapping

A picture of a kidnapped person with a bean in hand

It all started on a dark and stormy night, in the sleepy town of Suburbanville. The infamous Bean-Facied Kidnapping 1, a heist so daring, so bold, so utterly ridiculous.

Meet our hero, Jack "The Bean" McFadden, a man with a penchant for beans, a love for adventure, and a talent for getting into trouble. His plan: steal the world's largest bean, "The Golden Lima Bean", from the heavily guarded Bean-Fortress.

But little did Jack know, he wasn't the only one on the trail. Enter our villain, The Shadowy Figure, a mastermind of evil with a penchant for monobrows and a love for monologuing.

"Ha! You'll never take the Golden Lima Bean from me, McFadden!" cackled The Shadowy Figure. "I'll never let you leave this place alive!"

"Oh, I'm shakin' in my boots," said Jack, puffing on his pipe, "I've got the element of surprise, the element of stealth, and the element of... beans!"

But what about the element of danger? The Shadowy Figure had set a trap, and Jack found himself in a precarious situation. Would he escape with the Golden Lima Bean, or would he become Bean-Facied Kidnapping 1's next victim?

Find out in Bean-Facied Kidnapping 2 or explore other Legends.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a trip to Danger Zone.

But be warned, the Danger Zone is not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own risk.