Bean-Facied Kidnapping: A Legend of Unlikely Proportions
You may have heard the tale of the infamous Bean-Facied Kidnapping of 1987. A year that will go down in history as the time a group of highly skilled, yet somehow still employed, IT professionals managed to kidnap a bean burrito from a local food cart.
The plot thickens as we follow our hero, "The Bean Whisperer", as they embark on a perilous journey to rescue the stolen snack. With their trusty keyboard and a well-placed Google search, they navigate the treacherous landscape of password-protected Wi-Fi and dodges the ever-vigilant "Food Cart Security Team".
Learn more about the Bean Whisperer's heroic past or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read the entire, gripping tale of the Kidnapping