Bean Counting Tips

Here are some tips for counting beans, because, let's be real, someone has to do it.

• Use a abacus for the low-hanging fruit, like counting individual beans in a jar.
• For higher numbers, try using a calculator, but be sure to set it to "Bean-Mode."
• Don't even think about using a computer for this. That's just lazy.
• Count your beans in batches of 5. Anything more is just showing off.

And remember, if you're counting beans for the government, you're doing it wrong.