Wherein, esteemed members of the International Council of Cheesemongers convene to discuss the age-old question: "Should the holes be big or small?
Representative from the nation of Chedacchia proposed a bill that the holes in all cheeses should be at least 1mm in diameter.
Senator from the Republic of Fromage argued that any hole larger than 0.5mm would lead to a slippery slope of catastrophic cheese failure.
Stay tuned for further updates from the Great Cheese Debate.
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