Department of Slightly Less Unsavory People

Sub-Department of Not Totally Awful Things

Welcome, esteemed citizen, to the Department of Slightly Less Unsavory People, where we strive for mediocrity and settle for "not completely terrible."

We've managed to scrounge together a team of experts who are only marginally better than the average person on the street. Our goal is to make the world a slightly less awful place, one bland decision at a time.

Learn more about our Committee on Middling Reform. Visit our Sister Department of People Who Are Okay.

Our Current Projects:

• Project: "Slightly Less Awful Public Transportation" - We're working on a plan to make public buses 5% less crowded.
• Project: "The Middling Minimum Wage Increase" - We're attempting to raise the minimum wage to 8.50/hr, a whopping 0.50/hr raise from the current rate of 8.00/hr.
• Project: "The Slightly Less Uninspiring Public Art Initiative" - We're planning to commission public art pieces that are, at best, mildly engaging.

Read about our Committee on Pretty Much the Same Things.