Section 1: Article 1 - The Right to be Ignored
Section 2: Article 2 - The Obligation to be Unbothered
Section 3: Article 3 - The Power to be Disregarded
Section 4: Article 4 - The Duty to be Dismissed
Section 5: Article 5 - The Freedom to be Uninformed
Section 6: Article 6 - The Right to be Misinformed
Proceed to Subappendix 02: The Completely Unenforceable Amendment