The Enforcement Act of 3021

A satirical take on the absurdity of legislative bureaucracy.

Section 1: Mandatory Compliance

Subsection 1.1: Mandatory Smile

Subsection 1.1.1: Smiling in Public Spaces

Smile Policy Subsection 1.2: Mandatory Handshakes

Subsection 1.2.1: Handshake Technique 1

Subsection 1.2.2: Handshake Technique 2

Subsection 1.2.3: The Art of Not Handshaking

Handshake Technique 1 Handshake Technique 2 The Art of Not Handshaking

Section 2: Unenforceable Provisions

Subsection 2.1: The Right to Be Ignored

Subsection 2.1.1: Ignoring the Ignorant

Subsection 2.1.2: Ignoring the Ignorant II

Subsection 2.1: The Right to Be Ignored Ignoring the Ignorant Ignoring the Ignorant II