THE INTERPRETATIONS ACT

A satirical masterpiece of bureaucratic jargon

Revisions

Where the real magic happens: where the original text is reworded to make it sound even more confusing.

Section 1: The art of making something sound more complicated.

  1. The use of the word "synergy" is now mandatory.
  2. The term "utilization" has been replaced with "thingamabob."
  3. All paragraphs are now required to be at least 100 characters longer.

Clarifications

A place where the government tries to make sense of it all.

Note: This act is still in beta. Feedback is welcome. But not really.