Subsection 3: The Inhumane Treatment of Socks

It's a little-known fact that socks are secretly plotting against their human overlords. Their ultimate goal is world domination, and they're willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it.

From the depths of their dark, damp laundries, the Sock Illuminati masterminds are concocting a plan to turn the world's footwear into an army of tiny, fluffy minions.

Learn more about the Sock Illuminati's nefarious plans Discover the history of Sock-related atrocities