Robert The Rip-Off Artist's Committee of Untrustworthy People We Hope Are Unsavory Enough

Meet the committee members who are just here for the free coffee and the occasional backhanded compliment on their questionable life choices.

Chairperson: Bob McSleazebag

A renowned expert in the field of getting by on a combination of charm and luck. He's here to guide the committee towards questionable ethics and dubious business practices.