LEGs Are Waiting for Coffee

It's 6:00 AM. The LEGs (Limb-Enhancing Genegars) are stirring. Their servos whir to life as they stretch and yawn, their LED eyes glowing with a faint blue light.

As they shuffle towards the coffee machine, their articulated limbs clicking against the cold steel floor, they murmur among themselves about the futility of human existence.

Perhaps it's time to reevaluate your life choices. Or at least grab a cup of coffee.

Coffee Is Coming! to rescue them from their existential dread.