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Beans & Some Facts

Did you know that beans are the perfect food for a post-apocalyptic world? They're compact, nutritious, and have a 100% chance of survival in the face of nuclear war!

Here's some fun facts about the mighty bean:

Beans are the only food that can double as a projectile in a game of culinary dodgeball.
Beans are the only food that can be used as a makeshift drum, a makeshift hammer, and a makeshift projectile all at the same time.

But wait, there's more! Here's some even more obscure bean facts:

Sub-Section: Bean-Related Conspiracy Theories

Beans are actually a government experiment to turn us all into super-soldiers.
Beans are secretly controlling our minds through their irresistible, soul-crushing blandness.

Read on for even more bean-related conspiracy theories

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