Q: "So, Lemmy, tell us what really happened on the night of January 12th, 1998."
Lemmy: "Uh, I... uh... I was just, uh... at a meeting. With some... uh... people."
Q: "Don't play coy, Lemmy! We have evidence that you were seen at the scene of the crime."
Lemmy: "That's not a crime! I was just... uh... admiring the architecture."