Lemmy's world is in chaos. His keys have gone missing, and no one knows where they are.
Some say it's a prank by his arch-nemesis, Balthazar McSnively. Others claim it's a government conspiracy.
But little do they know, it's all about the plot to take over the world...or so we've heard.
Paranoid Theory
According to our sources, Lemmy's missing keys are just the tip of the iceberg. A sinister plot to control the world, one key at a time.
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