Lemon Bar Anarchists Manifesto

We, the Lemon Bar Anarchists, reject the tyranny of the traditional cocktail bar. We demand:

Free lemon wedges for all
End the oppression of umbraulin-free mixology
Establish a nation-wide shortage of pretentious mixologists
Legalize lemon-infused everything

Join us in our fight for citrus freedom!

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