Welcome to the Lemon Bar, where the juice is loose and the bureaucracy is tighter.
Join us in our fight for the right to add as much sugar as we please, and to dictate the terms of our tartan attire.
But first, you'll need to navigate our Bureaucratic Red Tape.
Where the forms are endless, and the lines are long. But don't worry, we'll provide you with a complimentary lemon to soothe your frustration.