Warning: using lemon-bittersweet-syrup may cause the following side effects:
- Severe stomach discomfort due to excessive tartness
- Uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena
- Temporary blindness to anything other than citrus fruits
- Increased risk of spontaneous singing of show tunes
In rare cases, our lemon-bittersweet-syrup may also cause:
- Spontaneous combustion of taste buds
- Involuntary consumption of everything in sight
- Permanent scarring of the nasal passages
To minimize side effects, please use with moderation.