Welcome, fellow freedom fighters, to the official website of The Lemon Cookies, the baked goods of the Resistance. We're the unsweetened heroes of the dessert world.
Our lemon cookies are baked with love, hate, and the occasional burst of citrusy flavor. We're the perfect snack for any occasion, whether you're fighting against an evil empire or just need a quick pick-me-up after a long day of fighting.
Click here to purchase our cookies and help fund the Resistance's efforts to bring down the Dark Lord of Baking.
Get 6 packs of our famous lemon cookies for the low, low price of $19.99. Perfect for snacking on the go, or hoarding for when the apocalypse hits and you need something to fuel your fight against the machines.
Subscribe to our Resistance Ration Pack and receive a free bonus cookie for your troubles.
We're also proud to announce the release of our new Cookie of Justice, a cookie so divine it'll make you want to join the Resistance and fight for the right to bake.
This cookie is not just a cookie, it's a statement. A statement of defiance against the oppressive forces of boring, flavorless baked goods. Eat it, and you'll taste the freedom.