LEMONFORTUNE TELLING | Predictions for the Uncertain

We're not actually psychic, but we'll try our best.

Today's Prediction:

You will find your missing socks, but only after a 5-day search.

Read the Sock Saga

Tomorrow's Prediction:

You will finally learn to play the trombone, but only after several hours of earplugs.

Read the Trombone Troubles

This Weekend's Prediction:

You will discover a hidden talent for taxidermy, but only after a few too many margaritas.

Read the Taxidermy Tales