We're glad you're here, but sorry, we don't actually have a subscription form. You see, we're a mystical organization dedicated to spreading the ancient wisdom of the Lemon-Herb-Mayo sauce. It's not just a sauce, it's a way of life. Or, at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
We're not really sure what you'd be subscribing to, but we have some Mysterious Emails that might be of interest. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try to Join the Secret Sauce Society.
We're not actually sending you any emails, but it sounds fun to say that we are. Maybe. If you're lucky.
A secret society of like-minded individuals who worship the almighty Lemon-Herb-Mayo. Join us, and together we'll... well, actually, we're not really sure what we'll do. But it'll be fun, we promise!