We regret to inform you that your Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills return policy is, in fact, a cruel joke.
As a valued customer, you are entitled to return your Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills for a full refund, but only if you can prove that you've been having recurring nightmares about our CEO, Zorvath, being chased by a pack of rabid, giant hamsters.
Failure to comply with this requirement will result in your return being denied, and you'll be forced to endure the agony of having prophets who are clearly prophets, not sleep specialists.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
For those who wish to proceed, please click here to initiate the return process.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit here to learn how to become a certified Hamster Whisperer and avoid the entire return process altogether.