Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills: Side Effects

Side effects of our revolutionary Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills are as follows:

1. Temporary Loss of Sanity

Some users have reported a temporary loss of sanity while taking Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills. This is completely normal and not a cause for concern.

Side effects of this side effect include, but are not limited to:

Increased risk of talking to inanimate objects
Uncontrollable urge to reorganize sock drawers
Spontaneous outbreaks of disco dancing in the middle of the night

Learn more about temporary sanity loss here.

Other side effects include:

2. Uncontrollable Farting

We've had some users report that Lemon-Lime Sleeping Pills have caused them to pass gas at alarming rates. We're not kidding, it's not us, it's the pills.

Side effects of this side effect include, but are not limited to:

Unexplained explosions in public places
Uncontrollable flatulence while on the phone with your mother
Increased risk of being kicked out of public transportation

Learn more about uncontrollable farting here.